vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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kiransingh:

“Mushrooms have thickened his wit and yellowed his teeth”

“Your love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind”

Saruman is remembered for his treachery and betrayal but never for his strong anti-drugs stance

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lelestrudel:

This was all I could think during this scene.

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alexandraerin:

underreacting:

just-living-la-vida-spooky:

cybercum:

i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”

GUYS I’M SO SORRY I NEVER REBLOG PORN but holy motherfucker I am laughing SO HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW SHE’S SO DISAPPOINTED

like

oh GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED

OMG

NORA, IT’S NOT REAL SAUSAGE!

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